Welcome to Dwyerdance!!!!!

"Show some fucking decorum!"

Budd Dwyer was a man. A fat man. He lived in PA as I once did. In 1987 he got sloppy when stealing some cash, and they got wise. He went on TV and professed his innocence before pulling a .357 from a manilla envelope and painting the walls with his brains. Budd Dwyer, we salute you for television excellence.

"He is gleat Amelican, because he is dead. Vely much."--Sunday Chin

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