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August 10, 2007

scary cat ladies have a new hero

Attention, cat ladies: http://http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2007/08/10/vo.russia.cat.lady.reut

The competition commences.

Posted by jeff at 11:36 AM | Comments (0)

March 02, 2006

A joke from a coworker

Got this on IM this morning, coworker has sent last night before he left for the day:

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your
sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to
fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him
in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied.

"Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his
dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three
million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two hookers and
a homo.

Posted by jeff at 11:09 AM | Comments (0)

November 05, 2005

Zombie Survival

From Ty, test your zombie survival savvy

Embarrasingly, Rachel scored 2% higher than I did. I still did rather well :)

Armed and Dangerous
Congratulations! You scored 92%!
You made it out, alive and well supplied. You probably even kept most of your party alive too. You know what to look for, what to take, and when to just run. You even feel a strange inkling to go back. If you did, you'd probably do just fine.

Posted by jeff at 05:37 PM | Comments (2)