What's with the Island?

October 31-November 1, 2002

MSC 292B

8:00 pm -10:30 pm

Presented by MSC Cepheid Variable

Submission guidelines: .pdf / .html

 

Due to difficulties with the judges, the submission date has been moved back thusly:

Judging will occur Wednesday starting 6 pm in my house. If I don't have the tape by then, it won't be judged. I'll swing by the cube ~5 to pick up any left there.

Long live guerilla schlock!!

What is Schlockfest?

More significantly, what is schlock? Is it one of those laughable B movies from the 50's and 60's with the rubber monster masks and flying saucers on strings?

Or is it a excruciatingly poorly dubbed import film?

Or maybe even a multi-million dollar Hollywood spectacle with a plot and acting so horrendous as to make you gag?

Schlock is all of these, and more. Shlock is doing the best you can with what you've got, with the full knowledge that some of the components are... substandard. Be it sets, or cinematography, acting, or script, true schlock ignores a weakness and keeps on trying; and often with a self-parodying sort of nonchalance.

Schlockfest is a chance for people to exercise their inner creativity and put it on film, usually in a very tongue-in-cheek manner. So it's OK if your movie is shot on a slightly out-of-focus camcorder. It's OK if your actors can't remember their lines. It's even OK if your script was written on the back of your Accounting lecture notes. As long as you've given it your best shot, it's shlock. And probably good schlock, too.

Write your script, shoot your footage, edit it into some semblance of coherance and watch it on the big screen.

Who knows, you might win a prize!

 

Previous Winners:

Schlockfest 1

"This Film Sox" by Jared "Slut" Teslow

Schlockfest 2

"Somebody to Love" by John "da Gooch" Willis

Schlockfest 3

"The Secret Lives of Shopping Carts" by Eric "Nicodemus" Liga

Schlockfest 4

"Clements 323" by P&A productions

Schlockfest 5

"Clements 323: Return of the Wolf" by P&A productions